kaskiyeh
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Virginity is like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Men who run in front of car get tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
Man with one chopstick goes hungry.
Man who scratch --- should not bite fingernails.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget. :D
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